yes I am doing a blog post about a fish. a fish that has caused a lot of happiness and agony in this home. let me tell you why…
won at the Ohio State Fair FOUR years ago by the proudest happiest little girl ever named Ellie:)
named after the tractor driver that took us back to our car
since then we have won at least 10 other fish at the Fair
all.now.flushed
total alpha aggressive survivor
used to be cute in his little bowl by the sink
no longer
goldfish grow
because of Norman all Ellie wanted for her birthday two years ago was a bigger tank and more fish. chaching.
because of Norman I thought I bought a big enough tank and chose not to listen to the goldfish police that told me goldfish need at least 10 gallons of water each. HAA! I put 5 fish in 25 gallons.
because of Norman, Bradley Wayne has cussed me out (privately in his head) every other month cleaning the disgusting tank because I didn’t obey the goldfish police.
because of Norman we had to rush to the pet store 2 months ago at 8:45 (while Ellie looked mentally ill rocking back and forth crying in the front seat) because Dane had dumped an entire container of goldfish food in the tank which resulted in 5 fish in little bowls gasping for air slowly starting to turn upside down with a burned out broken pump because we left it running on accident while we frantically tried to dump and save.
because of Norman Ellie got a new giant 55 gallon fish tank (and stand and lights and plants) for Christmas. chaching.
because of Norman we (just kidding) Bradley Wayne has spent an absurd amount of time sanding and priming and painting and putting together the new fish tank stand. It had to be white. For me. Not Ellie. No can do the fake oak look. Once again I’m privately getting cussed out.
because of Norman we might have to put together the old fish tank again because he is a bully and doesn’t play well with others.
because of Norman what once was his best friend Bear (pictured with Norman below right) is now hanging on by a thread in his own little bowl as a result of Norman literally beating him up. Ellie is a kind and worried soul that keeps vigil.
because of Norman we are now goldfish experts and have learned through Google that goldfish aggression is VERY rare (of course) but it does occur at times and that fish must be removed and sent to solitary confinement for the remainder of their lives…….
I’ll keep you posted. I know you are all on the edge of your seats:)
by Cathy
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